Saturday, December 31, 2011

This Week in Commenter Executions: Civil Wars [Banhammer]

This Week in Commenter Executions: Civil WarsWe love that we have such wonderful, wacky, and wild commenters, and we love that you guys disagree, argue, and have intense conversations. But some people need to know how to fight fair.

My attention was drawn to this thread on a post about Ron Paul and his racist newsletters. Race is one of the hardest topics to discuss because it is so incredibly fraught, but this discussion just totally got out of hand.

Deshklok said, "I find Rockwell abhorrent. He's always been a bigoted racist. I have yet to read, hear or see anything remotely racist coming from RP. (I did see him storm out on Bruno and call him a queer because, well, he was being a disrespectful fag.)" Oh, don't go around dropping the f-bomb! That sentence could have ended with "disrespectful" and been perfectly fine. He needs to realize that no one will pay attention to the substance of an argument once the name calling starts.

Rashabon took offense to the slur and fought back, "Nice. A 'disrespectful fag.' Go fuck yourself you piece of shit racist and bigot." Rashabon was right to say something and tell this guy it's not OK to drop the f-bomb (and the person who submitted this thread was right to flag it for mediation, so thank you). But Rashabon crossed the line by calling him a "piece of shit" and telling him to "go fuck himself." This is not how you talk to people. Again, people ignore everything but the aspersions. Imagine if he said this to someone in a bar? He'd probably punch him right in the face. Also, if you call someone a racist and they are behaving like a racist, I think the "piece of shit" is already implied and doesn't need to be stated.

The fight just got worse from there (go check it out), with both of these gentlemen behaving badly. Nothing will ever result from a screaming match, and this is a lesson both of these people need to learn (Rashabon, for what it's worth, has been given many opportunities to clean up his act and treat other commenters with respect, but he seems incapable of behaving civilly in an argument.) They're welcome to scream at each other, call each other names, and make unprovable accusations all they wantâ€"they're just going to have to go do it somewhere else from now on.

A Few Notes & How to Submit Nominations

All decisions about commenter executions are final. There is no appeal, though bribery is sometimes acceptable depending on the severity of the offense and the amount of the bribe. Executed commenters may be allowed back after a suitable period of exile.

Because this process is to better the community, citizen's arrests for unruly commenters are welcome and encouraged. Executions can be based on a single incident or general and prolonged suckiness. Please submit your nominations to executions@gawker.com.

Please include your rationale for execution and a link to the specific comment (you can get the direct link by clicking on the comment's timestamp) for evidence. Any commenter who submits a successful accusation for execution will be rewarded and deputized with a gold star. Happy commenting, and watch the name calling!

YBF EXCLUSIVE: "Love & Hip-Hop" Star Yandy Claims "Producers SET UP The Fights...I'm NOT Don King!"


She's the controversial spitfire who's all about her bottom line and cashing her checks. So why is Yandy Smith coming across as THE instigator on VH1's "Love & Hip Hop?"

 

In an exclusive interview with TheYBF.com, the NY native tells her side of the story and says, "I am not the Don King of Reality TV."

 

Yandy Smith, the hard-working (ex) manager of rapper Jim Jones feels like she’s getting a bad rap this season of “Love & Hip Hop.”

She's the common third party in the TWO major fights of the season (Chrissy vs. Kimbella & Kimbella vs. Erica Mena).  Yandy tells us, though, she was justas blindsided as everybody else. And the producers controlled who she brought around the rest of the cast...and set up the scenario which would very likely cause a fight.  Are the producers setting her up to be the bad guy? Hmmmmm……………you decide.  Here's our chat:

 

YBF: Now you have been the common denominator between both fights involving Kimbella and other cast members.  What's up with that and why do you keep bringing new people around?

Yandy: What you have to understand is that you don’t just bring who you want. It's very real.....but situational. They tell you who to bring and it's very set up. If I come to an event with someone, it's because that’s who they told me to bring.  The night before the fight, I had just met Erica. [The producers] introduced her to me. She said she had researched me and she really wanted to work with me because she wanted to get in the industry. And during dinner, she even mentioned Kimbella's name in passing when talking about my other clients.  And she was telling me that she's not like anyone I have ever worked with and I kinda liked her vibe.  But the way it was edited, it looks like she was dissing Kimbella during dinner and then they showed us high-fiving!  Now....why would I go to dinner with this girl and let her talk about my friend and then, the next day, bring her to a lunch Kimbella invited me too?  

We never know exactly what we are walking into, and when I watched it on tv, I felt like it was a set up.
 

YBF: Some people believe you're an instigator, and you play like you have no idea what's going on.  And what we can't understand is why does EVERYBODY wants to fight Kimbella?  Is she always the victim or do you call her out for her wrong doings as well?

Yandy: I know people have been calling me the Don King of reality tv, but what I want folks to know is that you only see 10 mins out of a person's 24 hour day.  I am not all about money and I am a good friend.  But this is a reality show...it's for entertainment.  These ladies and I are not really friends, but we are put in social interactions for entertainment purposes.  And sometimes, things happen. The producers like to get a reaction because a good fight can lead to 3 million viewers.  

As for Kimbella, she doesn’t play victim at all.  But for whatever reason, a lot of people [on and off the show] hate on her. I have seen it with my own eyes....people want to pick on her. And now she is so used to people coming for her that she is a little sensitive.  But once you break down that wall, she is a sweet girl. But she is not presented in the best light on this show for a number of reasons.
 

YBF: Any chance of you reconciling with Chrissy after the drama with Jimmy and Mama Jones and you dancing to Nancy's song?

Yandy: I've said it before, I don't have a problem with Chrissy. I never have.  But I have always been close to Nancy.  We have talked on the phone every day for the past 8 years.  And I wasn't trying to diss Chrissy when we danced to the song. But it's like, if you are in the club and a song your favorite auntie made comes on.....you are going to dance! I was like, we in the club and they playing Nancy's song!  I didn't think about how that made Chrissy feel.....but I did apologize.

 

Watch a sneak peek of next week's episode where Yandy and Erica discuss last week's fight:

Madeleine Stowe Blogs Her Haiti Trip

Madeleine Stowe Blogs Her Haiti Trip

Stowe and "her friend Louis"

Stefano Guidani

I'm Madeleine Stowe. You may know me most recently as Victoria Grayson on ABC's Revenge. While I've seen many things in my 30 years as an actor, I wanted to share the indelible experience of my trip to Haiti just before Christmas.

I first went to Haiti more than a year before the devastating quake that shook the tiny country, killing over 300,000 people in seconds. Oscar-winning filmmaker Paul Haggis gathered together a small group of friends, myself included, we took the trip, and after which, we formed Artists For Peace and Justice (APJ).

APJ supports the stunning education, medical, and social efforts of a local Doctor and priest, Father Richard Frechette at his Haitian-run St. Luke organization. They've served for 25 years, reaching the poorest and often forgotten areas of the nation â€" places in the Cite Soleil that even the U.N. fears and won't step foot in â€" and continue their efforts to rebuild the devastated country. Together, we've opened the only free secondary school in Haiti.

Now, nearly three years after my first of multiple trips, I decided to head back to the fragile Caribbean country I've been unable to forget since the day I first touched ground there.

I return because I can't help myself, counting the days till I see my Haiti friends and am able to introduce them to two stateside ones: Mudcat Saunders, a kick-ass Virginian political strategist to several senators, governors and presidential hopefuls and Sanford Bookstaver, the gifted director and co-executive producer of Revenge.

"What do I bring, darlin'?" a puzzled Saunders asks me over the phone. "All you'll need are summer clothes and two pairs of shoes … rainbows, if you have any," I explain to him. I try and prepare Bookstaver as well, and although he's a man with a penchant for traveling to far-flung places, I know this prepping will be a worthless exercise. No one can ever convey what a visit to Haiti truly looks like until you're there.

Those three years, hundreds of phone calls and nearly two thousand emails later, I'm deeply tied to the men and women doing what others call "impossible" work on the ground in Haiti. Much of the St. Luke teams' work rests on 41 acres across a small dirt road from the U.S. Embassy and a large U.N. Military camp.   

I've watched the number of people the organization serves grow at a breathtaking rate: 900,000  Haitians a year now directly benefit from St. Luke's impressive infrastructure. It's near impossible to do justice describing their impassioned efforts. And when I try, I'm not sure if anyone who hasn't seen their work believes me.

We're picked up at the airport by Fr. Rick, a strong-looking man, American born, with determined chin and warm eyes, his childhood friend, Conan, who helps keep St. Luke's running, and by Raphael, Fr. Rick's Haitian advisor and right hand.  

I'm thrilled to see my friends again. Familiar with their drill, which means going through the front gates and the bustling crowd of Haitians as swiftly as possible for security's sake (there have been a good number of kidnappings in Port Au Prince in recent years), I prepare myself.

Madeleine Stowe Blogs Her Haiti Trip| Good Deeds, Madeleine Stowe

In the Cite Soleil, where "even the U.N. won't go"

Stefano Guindani

We're immediately hit by the aroma of smoke that always permeates the city, there's no escaping it even if you wanted to. It accompanies a surge I feel ... a sense of place. And oddly, I have no fear when perhaps I should. Hustling into the huge white commercial-sized flatbed truck with green "St. Luc" lettering, the men put me in the front cab with Raphael at the wheel while they load our bags into the open bed, instructing Saunders and Booksaver to climb up and hold on. I smile to myself knowing the ride they're in for â€" I'm more than familiar with its dramatic charm, a trip unlike anything most have ever experienced.  

I glance ahead through the window. USAID tarps dot the miles alongside the road where Haitians, still homeless from the quake live. Everything is in motion through the heat and smoke of a city still in ruin two years later.

I'm pierced by the Haitians' vibrant will to live. I search strangers' faces looking for hints that their lives have changed since my last visit. Booksaver is struck by the omnipresent poverty which he says is unrivaled in his other travels, while Saunders seems relieved not to have yet seen anything he hadn't been prepared for. My heart quickens. In four short days, mine and my companions' notions on just about everything in life are about to be rearranged.

Check back this week for more on Stowe's trip to Haiti, exclusively in her own words on PEOPLE.com

Which Celebrity Had The Best 2011

As we count down the final hours of 2011 and look forward to (perhaps drunkenly!) turning the calendar to 2012, the general consensus amongst resolution makers is the same as always: have a better next year.

For some people in Hollywood, however, keeping things exactly the same sounds like a pretty good option, too.

In a town of winners and losers, these stars came out on top in 2011, with big hits, big headlines and big smiles. From breakout stars with a career's worth of film credits in one year to spotlight grabbers with the smarts to keep interviewers wanting more, the following celebs had some of the best years in the business.

An Emmy for "Mike and Molly" and the absolute breakout performance of 2011 in "Bridesmaids." She's developing her own films now, and is impossible not to love during interviews. One of the year's greatest breakouts.
An Emmy for "Mike and Molly" and the absolute breakout performance of 2011 in "Bridesmaids." She's developing her own films now, and is impossible not to love during interviews. One of the year's greatest breakouts.
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New Years Eve: Where the Stars Will Party

New Years Eve: Where the Stars Will Party | Bruno Mars, Kim Kardashian, Lady Gaga

From left: Lady Gaga, Kim Kardashian and Bruno Mars

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It seems Sin City is the place to be this New Year's Eve.

Celebrities like John Legend, Guns N' Roses and members of the Kardashian family are set to ring in the New Year on the Las Vegas Strip. Across the country, Lady Gaga will kick off the countdown to midnight in New York's Times Square.

But that's only a taste of all the stars toasting the arrival of 2012. Other celebrity New Year's Eve Events include ...

LAS VEGAS

• Kim Kardashian will be raising a glass at TAO in the Venetian hotel.

• Chris Brown will be at the Sin City nightclub Pure at Caesars Palace.

• Fergie plans to attend the New Year's Eve party at The Mirage's 1 OAK, presumably planting a kiss on husband Josh Duhamel at midnight. Her Black Eyed Peas bandmate, Will.i.am., will be at the Strip nightclub Surrender at the Encore at Wynn Las Vegas.

• "Party Rock"ers LMFAO will get the party going at the Aria Hotel's HAZE.

• Samantha Ronson is set to deejay at Lavo inside The Palazzo, whose terrace offers partygoers a prime spot to watch the fireworks light up the Strip.

• Kourtney Kardashian and her boyfriend, Scott Disick, will make an appearance at Paris Las Vegas's Chateau, where Britney Spears recently celebrated her engagement to Jason Trawick.

• Kim and Kourtney's brother Rob will be at Tryst at the Wynn, where he might be showing off some of the moves he learned on Dancing with the Stars.

• Actress Taryn Manning will spend the night at Tabú Ultra Lounge at the MGM Grand Hotel & Casino.

• Holly Madison will celebrate at Planet Hollywood's Gallery.

• Pamela Anderson is going to dance the night away at Studio 54 at the MGM Grand.

• Guns N' Roses will put the "hard rock" in the Hard Rock Hotel with their New Year's Eve performance. Rapper Drake will serenade those nursing hangovers when he takes the stage at the hotel on New Year's Day.

• Music legend Stevie Wonder will lend his star power to the Cosmopolitan Hotel. Kaskade will also be continuing his DJ residency at the Cosmopolitan's Marquee nightclub.

• Groom-to-be John Legend will celebrate with his fiancée, Chrissy Teigen, at the Palms.

• Singer Bruno Mars must be wishing for continued good fortune in 2012, because he plans to spend New Year's Eve at The Bank nightclub at the Bellagio hotel.

MIAMI

• Stars from the CW, including 90210's Jessica Lownde and Gossip Girl's Chace Crawford and Jessica Szohr will be the celebrity guests at the Fontainebleau Hotel New Year's Eve Bash at LIV nightclub, where they'll be entertained by Busta Rhymes and members of the Swedish House Mafia.

• Robin Thicke will share his sultry musical stylings at a performance at the Delano Hotel. HIs wife, Paula Patton, will also be there.

• Lauryn Hill is expected at the Shelbourne in Miami Beach.

NEW YORK

• Lady Gaga will be the special guest of Mayor Michael Bloomberg and do the honors of dropping the ball in Times Square. Gaga's performance as part of Dick Clark's Rockin' New Year's Eve, which will also feature Ryan Seacrest and Jenny McCarthy, will be broadcast both in the United States and in Japan.

• In addition to Gaga, other celebs performing in Times Square as part of MTV's New Year's Eve special include Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez and Jason Derulo.

• Reporting by KRISTIN BOEHM, JENNIFER GARCIA, MARK GRAY, LINDA MARX and JESSICA WEDEMEYER

Hasbro Crushes Dreams of Grown Men Who Love My Little Pony [The Internet]

Hasbro Crushes Dreams of Grown Men Who Love My Little PonyForget SOPA. The biggest online intellectual property story last week was the shutdown of a website offering downloads of the cartoon My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, which shook the burgeoning "brony" community to its core. 
 
Bronies (bro+pony) are adult male fans of the new series launched in 2010 based on the classic ‘80s My Little Pony toy that [spoiler] your mom secretly threw out your collection of when you went to college.
 
If you think bronyism sounds like something only a serious pervert living in his mother's basement would be into, you're only about 30% correct. To address your immediate question: it's not ironic.  It's nerdy guys who genuinely enjoy an animated series about ponies.  The show has a legitimate appeal to older audiencesâ€"high production values, snappy dialog, and a heartwarming message.  But the online fan culture of bronies grew out of 4chan, so they have a computer nerd vestigial tail of Mountain Dew, anime appreciation, chronic virginity, and cyberbullying.
 
Bronies have their own news sites, fan forums, and even a healthy amount of fan art of ponies doing unspeakable sexual acts on Tumblr.  They've had real life meet-ups, and an upcoming BronyCon in New York will feature appearances by voice actors from the show. 

In the pecking order of internet weirdo subcultures, bronies fall somewhere between Ron Paul supporters and furries.  For this reason, I like to do a search for "bronies" on Twitter every now and then to see if there's anything worth ironically retweeting. It was while doing this search that I stumbled onto the piracy scandal unfolding between trademark holder Hasbro and a popular brony site.

Until last week, PonyArchive.org was a keystone of the Brony community. The fan site offered free full episodes of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, and had around 30,000 visitors a week.  PonyArchive's videos were much higher quality than YouTube, making it the best destination for fans who didn't want to buy episodes on iTunes or wait for the DVD release in February.  It also serviced international fans who couldn't access the show on TV or iTunes in their country.
 
It turns out giant international corporations don't love it when you pirate their content, even if the words "friendship" and "magic" occur in its title.  On December 14, Hasbro sent a take-down notice to PonyArchive.org.  PonyArchive, which was based in Sweden, did not comply, and sent this email reply, reposted on BronyNews:

Thanks for your consern [sic]. Since we are merely spreading friendship and
 magic we feel that we're protected by princess Celestia herself. Also, we are not based in the US - so US law does not apply to us.

Please feel free to download the episodes from our website in order to
learn about accepting, friendship and happyness too.

Have a nice one :)

But Hasbro did not want to learn about accepting or happyness. They sent a second notice, and by December 20th, PonyArchive relented and removed all content from the site except this message under the heading "Fuck you, Hasbro":
 

Dear Celestia,
 
Today we learned that Hasbro, are no real bros. They are indeed proper wankers.
 
We were only trying to spread the word that friendship is magic, and then these twats came along with their fancy threat-letters.
 
Please, banish HasNObro to the hell-holes forever.
 
Yours truly
Pony Mc Archiveington

(According to the Friendship Is Magic wiki, Princess Celestia is a "winged unicorn, the supreme ruler of Equestria"â€"the world of My Little Pony.)
 
These harsh words sparked a rift in the brony community. Had PonyArchive reacted immaturely, or was it a justified response to a snub by Hasbro? EquestriaDaily, the most popular brony blog, had 844 comments on its post about the crack-down.
 
Most commenters were anti-PonyArchive:
 

"Being a brony, I am ashamed to be associated with people that choose to answer in such an arrogant and self-entitled manner. It's childish, that's what it is. The last thing this fandom need are people like this."
 
"Not cool, PonyArchive. You're failing to love and tolerate the very people who introduced the love and tolerate rule. Shame..."

 
Other bronies were just disappointed the site was gone, especially bronies in other countries:

PonyArchive's official response in the comments? "Well, we did this for teh lulz."
 
Illegal torrents of episodes are still out there for motivated bronies and international fans, and there's little chance bronies are going away anytime soon. Right or wrong, one thing is clear: Don't get between a man and his Ponies.

Katie Notopolous is the creator of the blogs Sorry I Missed Your Party, Dumb Tweets at Brands, and Marina Abramovic Made Me Cry. She's on Twitter, duh.

Hollywood To Obama: 'Speak Louder!'

NEW YORK -- Hollywood loves the Next Big Thing, and four years ago, that was Barack Obama, the equivalent of a breakout movie star.

"He is `The One,'" said Oprah Winfrey, his biggest and most influential celebrity champion.

"The best candidate I've ever seen," said George Clooney.

Halle Berry said she'd "collect paper cups off the ground to make his pathway clear." Black Eyed Peas frontman will.i.am chimed in with the famous "Yes We Can" video.

But you can't be the Next Big Thing twice and as a new election year dawns, there's clearly a different mood in heavily Democratic Hollywood.

That means less gushing, not to mention snippets of criticism, most prominently from actor Matt Damon, who campaigned for Obama last time but now makes no secret of his disillusionment.

"I think he misinterpreted his mandate," Damon said earlier this year. He recently told Elle magazine the country would have been better off with a one-term president with guts, although he used a saltier word.

The adulation of the 2008 election may be significantly muted among Hollywood liberals, as with liberals elsewhere, but Obama's supporters say that's only natural, given the circumstances. Fundraisers there say that events have been selling out and there's plenty of enthusiasm.

They also say the nation has focused on the GOP race to pick a challenger to Obama and that once that choice is made, the Democratic base will become energized.

"The moment the Republicans have their nominee is when you're going to see anyone still on the fence jump in," says Chad Griffin, a Los Angeles-based communications strategist and Democratic fundraiser. "Once you have a head-to-head matchup, the contrast will be grand."

Numbers compiled by the nonpartisan Center for Responsive Politics show that while overall political contributions were up in Hollywood for the first three-quarters of this year compared with the same period four years ago, contributions to Democrats were slightly down.

According to the group, the movie, television and recording industries gave $17,639,267 in the first three-quarters to federal candidates and parties. The breakdown was 71 percent to the Democrats and 29 percent to Republicans, as opposed to $15,642,561 four years ago, when 77 percent went to the Democrats and 23 percent to Republicans.

But numbers for the Democrats were down by more than $2.5 million from four years ago â€" $9,249,303 this year compared with $11,966,077 four years ago.

Obama's fundraisers note that four years ago, Obama was locked in a tense primary battle with Hillary Rodham Clinton, and primaries drive early fundraising.

"A re-election is always different," says Andy Spahn, a longtime political adviser to one of the top Democratic fundraisers in the nation, DreamWorks co-founder Jeffrey Katzenberg, along with his partners Steven Spielberg and David Geffen.

He calls the current mood among Hollywood Democrats a "matured enthusiasm," but says support is strong.

Though Damon's remarks about the president have been the most pointed, other celebrities have expressed disappointment, or at least mild disillusionment.

"I love the president like most of us," Sean "Diddy" Combs told Source magazine this year. "I just want the president to do better."

And will.i.am, creator of that viral video that ended with the word "HOPE," told The New York Times earlier this year: "I don't want to hope anymore." Asked if he was disappointed in Obama, he said: "I don't feel disappointed. I feel like, Argggh! Speak louder! I feel like, Do something!"

What about core Obama celebrity supporters Clooney and Winfrey? Far from being disillusioned with Obama, Clooney said recently: "I'm disillusioned by the people who are disillusioned by Obama."

"Democrats eat their own," the actor said. "I'm a firm believer in sticking by and sticking up for the people whom you've elected." He went on to list the accomplishments of the Obama administration, wondering why Democrats weren't selling them better.

Winfrey, credited with helping Obama win over many women in 2008, told Politico in August: "I'm in his corner for whatever he needs me to do."

There already have been plenty of celebrities hosting or showing up at Obama fundraising events. Actress Eva Longoria hosted one at the home of Melanie Griffith and Antonio Banderas. Lady Gaga attended a September fundraiser at the home of Facebook's chief operating officer, Sheryl Sandberg. Alicia Keys performed at a New York fundraiser.

Over the summer, film executive Harvey Weinstein held a Manhattan event sprinkled with celebrities including Keys, Jimmy Fallon, and Gwyneth Paltrow and husband Chris Martin. A 50th birthday-themed fundraiser in Chicago featured performances by Jennifer Hudson, Herbie Hancock and the band OK Go.

Of course, celebrity support isn't always a win-win for a candidate. Just as Obama's opponents in 2008 tried to use his taste for arugula to paint him as elitist, they tried to use his celebrity connections to imply he was lightweight, all pizazz and no substance â€" most pointedly in an ad tenuously linking him to Paris Hilton and Britney Spears.

The tactic seemed to scare Obama's campaign enough to play down the role of celebrities at the Democratic convention that summer. Will the campaign similarly seek to downplay the celebrity role this time?

"Celebrities are helpful in terms of exciting a base," says Griffin, the fundraiser. "I don't think the president will have any shortage of surrogates."

One thing is clear: They won't include Damon, and the president wasn't shy about making a few jokes at the actor's expense back in May, at the White House Correspondents' Association dinner.

"Matt Damon said he was disappointed in my performance," the president noted. Then he referred to one of Damon's recent films. "Well, Matt, I just saw `The Adjustment Bureau,' so right back atcha, buddy."

Damon, whose representatives did not respond to a request for comment, has given no sign that he plans to do anything as dramatic as switch sides in November. The real danger, say some Obama supporters, is that comments like his would lead voters, especially younger ones, to stay home.

That's a threat the president faces in places well beyond Hollywood.

Ken Sunshine, a prominent public relations consultant who has represented entertainers and politicians, thinks that ultimately "the activist community in entertainment and everywhere else will come home and support the president's re-election with the same degree of enthusiasm as before â€" if for no other reason than ... consider the alternative!"

"But once we help him get re-elected," Sunshine adds, "then we really hold his feet to the fire in the second term."

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Year in Review Roundup [Year In Review]

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The Best Things We Read All Year

If you're like us, you spent a lot of time this year reading words. But which words were the best words? (Not "amazeballs," for sure.) Here, each Gawker staffer recommends the best things he or she read this year-books, articles, blogs, comics and more. More »


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Ten People Who Should Quit the Media in 2012

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How Your Privacy Will Be Invaded in 2012

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The Year in Lies

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Nine Awesome Songs (and One Great Mix) You Didn't Hear in 2011

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The Most Heroic Gawker Characters of 2011

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2011 Breakout TV Stars: New Girl's Max Greenfield Talks About Playing the Glorious Shirtless Creature That Is Schmidt

NEW GIRL, Max GreenfieldGreg Gayne/FOX

Who knew douchiness could be so adorkable?!

We're thinking douchebags all over the world should be sending Max Greenfield, who plays the lovable Schmidt on Fox's hit comedy New Girl, bottles of champagne for the New Year considering how much he's improved their rep since September. Despite making regular deposits in the D-bag Jar, Schmidt's won over fans with his eternally optimistic attitude and ridiculously funny one-liners. (One of our favorites? "You've got some Schmidt on your face!") Oh yeah, constantly showing off his abs doesn't hurt, either. 

We chatted with Greenfield about playing the gloriously strange Schmidt, that online dating video inspired by The Hills and if there's anything he isn't willing to do for a laugh...

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When you took on the role, did you realize that fans were going to love Schmidt?
Um, no. [Laughs.] I think we shot five before we aired, and by the time I think we got to the fifth one, there was a point where I was like, "I may never work again," because I was just doing the most ridiculous things.

What do you think fans love Schmidt so much?
I think we've managed to give him a heart; we've managed to make him safe. I think that it's a tough role because especially on paper you immediately go, "I don't know about this guy." And then in the wrong hands this could be a real disaster. 

How do you channel Schmidt?
I think it's just fun to go there, you know. I'm so far away from that in real life, too. Well, to a degree. There are parts of me that are a little bit similar. [Laughs.] But I'm at home with my kids and my family for the most part, and so when I'm not waking up in the middle of the night with a baby and completely sleep deprived, I get to go to work in the morning and go jump off of walls and stuff.

And have your shirt off, like, 24/7...
Yeah, exactly! I just love the writers so much and I trust them so implicitly that it's just kind of like, "Whatever you guys tell me to do, let's go!"

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Has there been anything where you're like, "I can't believe they're making me do this"?
Every week. At this point I just tell them I don't care; it's almost like that thing where initially I'm scared but that is kind of part of the fun of it. It's like you're terrified, and then you go at it 100 percent and you come out of the other end like, "Oh, that was fun!"

Do you know anyone that reminds you of Schmidt?
I think he's kind of like a combination of a lot of people that I know and a lot of myself, so that's the greatest thing about him. You really get to pick and choose from different people and you can pretty much throw anything in at this point. 

How are you similar to Schmidt? 
I think at the end of the day Schmidt is very positive. Even in the pilot, when Jess moves into the house, when the other guys are a little skeptical, I think he initially was like, "All right, this is great! We'll get a girl in here."  He sees the good in the situation before he sees the bad. I think he's all around a pretty positive guyâ€"he's just very passionate about certain things and he's got his way of living. 

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Lamorne Morris, Jake Johnson, Max Greenfield, Zooey Deschanel, New Girl, CastAutumn DeWilde/FOX

Let's talk about that amazing dating profile you made for Schmidt with HelloGiggles. Was that your idea?
Yeah! I had originally made this video in the fat suit and I was singing a Rihanna song. It got pulled down, which was a real bummer, but it would have gotten pulled down at some point anyway. We were like, "Listen, Max, there were so many things wrong with the video that you made and you've got to consult us." Because Extra had the rights to reveal Fat Schmidt, and then we didn't have the rights to the song, and the studio was just like, "Please, please what are you doing?" So I said, "Look, it got a lot of exposure in the two hours that you let me keep it up." I was like, "Let's get the rights to a song and let's have fun." And they begrudgingly were like, "Oh, OK." I went to them and I was like, "How much would it be for the Natasha Bedingfield song?" It took us a few weeks, but we finally got the rights, and then once we got the rights we went and made the video.

And you're also posting Schmidt Tips on your Twitter profile, which are hilarious, by the way. Do you come up with those on your own?
Yeah, that's all me! I just started that. Me and one of the writers, Luvh Rakhe, have been goofing around and we're always like, "We gotta make Web content, we gotta make Web content!" And our writers work so hard and are literally there 16 to 18 hours, and the last thing they're thinking about is Web content. Schmidt Tips was supposed to be like Web content but it just felt more like a Twitter thing, so we started to do it and they're so much fun. I've gotten a really good response from the fans from them.  

Are there any shows that you are currently obsessed with, or do you not have a lot of time for TV with work and family?
I always make time for TV! Obviously, along with everyone else, I love Homeland, but that's over. I am a longtime supporter of The Office and I love Parks and Recreation. Those are my can't-miss, like I'll make sure that I watch them. And then I'm really excited about Girls. It's not on yet, but it's coming up on HBO. 

Finally, we have to ask: While fans really want Jess (Zooey Deschanel) and Nick (Jake M. Johnson) get together, could you ever see Jess and Schmidt hooking up or would it be too weird? 
I think it would be too weird. I mean, if it ever did happen it would be like a drunken accidental thing where they would swear to never talk about it. But as far as a relationship, I don't know. Maybe if we're lucky enough to run for 11 years or something, then maybe in like year 10, because then we'd be like, "All right, let's just do it now. Let's just get it over with! This is ridiculous!"

Are you loving Greenfield's Schmidt Tips (example: "#60 TV watching: Never let a fly honey know how exited you get for a 'makeover' show.") as much as we are? Do you think Schmidt is the most lovable TV douchebag ever? Would you like to see Jess and Schmidt have an awkward one-night stand? Sound off in the comments! Plus, check back with us next week for a chat with Greenfield about a little show you might have heard of...Veronica Mars.

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Week in Review: Russell Brand Divorcing Katy Perry, Rob Pattinson vs. Kristen Stewart, Giuliana Rancic's Return & More!

Week in Review, Katy Perry, Russell Brand, Giuliana, Jennifer Aniston, Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Tom CruiseWireImage; Getty Images; Paramount

Happy New Yearâ€"almost!

The last seven days of 2011 pretty much flew by, what with the holiday stand-still and all (no mail, no courts, no Charlie Sheen domestic incident, etc.) and now we are thrilled to bring you the final Week in Review of the year.

Though the news from this past week doesn't bode well for all, we can only guess what 2012 will bring for the stars we love. Not to mention the celebs we love to hate, the celebs who hate each other and the ones who have carved out a little piece of paradise in the spotlight together.

And with that, we bid 2011 adieu...

BEST OF 2011: Top 10 Outrageous Celebrity Quotes

EX-MAS TIME: Katy Perry and Russell Brand spent Christmas apart, Russ walked around without his ring and, then, while were waiting for the last-ditch camping trip, he went and filed for divorce after 14 months of marriage. We understand why the spunky duo fell in love, but we were always at a loss as to how they could possibly work out long term.

SAME OLD MOON: Kate Middleton who? Ryan Gosling? Charlie Sheen? Pfft to all of them. For the second year in a row, Robert Pattinson topped onscreen soul mate and real-life paramour Kristen Stewart to be named E!'s Celeb of the Year, as chosen by you, the fans. Sorry, folksâ€"next year, we're having those two match up in, like, the quarterfinals or something in order to give these other poor stars a chance.

HACK JOB: Jennifer Aniston revealed that she had to trade in her long locks for a blunt-cut bob this year because her hair was starting to thin out from the extensions she regularly wore. "The Rachel" may have been "the ugliest haircut" she'd ever seen, but Aniston didn't want "the Jen" to be a fried mess.

COMEBACK QUEEN: Just a few weeks after undergoing a double mastectomy and reconstructive surgery, Giuliana Rancic didn't miss a beat upon her return to E! News. Welcome home, G!

TOP GUN: Five years after Tom Cruise's public persona was blamed for Mission: Impossible III's underwhelming box office, Mission: Impossibleâ€"Ghost Protocol not only got pretty good reviews but also came out firing, topping Daniel Craig and It-girl Rooney Mara in The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo (which also got beat by resurgent Robert Downey Jr. and Sherlock Holmes: The Game of Tattoos). Lizbeth Salander is now the girl with some explainin' to do.

GALLERY: Top 10 Celebrity Mysteries of 2011

TALKING POLITICS: George Clooney is Daniel Craig's kind of candidate...Kelly Clarkson thinks Ron Paul stands out from the pack for at least some of the right reasons.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS: Kendall and Kylie Jenner got two chocolate Lab puppies for Christmas from their parents.

PUPPY LOVE: Hugh Hefner says that all he wanted from his abbreviated relationship with Crystal Harris was their dog, and now Crystal wants the dog back!

BEST OF 2011: Top 10 Cute Celeb Kid Snapshots

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WEDDING BELLS: Matthew McConaughey put a ring on Camila Alves...Steven Tyler is crazy for fiancée Erin Brady...John Legend is engaged to model Chrissy Teigen...Wynonna Judd is engaged to musician Cactus Moser...American Idol alum Danny Gokey is engaged to Leyicet Peralta...

UNHITCHING POST: As quickly as they tied the knot, Sinéad O'Connor pulled the plug on her 18-day-old marriage to Barry Herridge...Mel Gibson is officially divorced from Robyn Gibson, who takes away at least $400 million from the experience.

BABY BOOM: Robert De Niro and wife Grace welcomed their second child together, daughter Helen Grace...Caleb Followill and Lily Aldridge expecting their first child...Former Tiger Woods fling Rachel Uchitel is pregnant with her and hubby Matt Hahn's first child...Alessandra Ambrósio and businessman hubby Jamie Mazur are expecting their second child.

BEST OF 2011: Top 10 Celebrity Baby Bumps of the Year

ROMANTIC ROUND-UP: What's with Rihanna and Chris Brown's mutually affectionate tweets?...Bradley Cooper and Zoe Saldana have coupled up...Adam Levine and Victoria's Secret model girlfriend Anne Vyalitsyna are going strong...Pete Wentz and Megan Camper aren't going to be parents anytime soon...Lady Gaga and boyfriend Taylor Kinney aren't house-hunting in Pennsylvania.

DOCTOR, DOCTOR!: Taylor Lautner was the victim of a prankster with too much time on his/her hands when a faux (but somewhat legit-looking) People cover surfaced touting the Twilight heartthrob as "Out & Proud." But that's where they went wrong right there. Who says that anymore?!

VOTE: Pick 2011's top "OMG!" moment

SCREEN PLAY: Sylvester Stallone looks awfully red and ripped in Bullet to the Head...Thor, Fast Five, Source Code and the final Harry Potter among the most pirated films of the year...Cheetah, Johnny Weissmuller's chimp companion in the original Tarzan films, passed away at the approximate age of 80...Forrest Gump among the films preserved in 2011 by the National Film Registry...The 2011 box office was way down from last year.

MUSICAL NOTES: Van Halen, with David Lee Roth but minus Michael Anthony, announce a 2012 tour...Zooey Deschanel and Joseph Gordon-Levitt reunited for a cute-as-a-button cover of "What Are You Doing New Year's Eve?"...A fire put an end to LMFAO's Honduras show...Madonna tune leaker busted in Spain...Jail time possible for women who allegedly faked injuries from the Indiana State Fair stage collapse...Watch Big Time Rush's new "Boyfriend" video, featuring Keenan Cahill...Check out Rihanna's new "You Da Man" video.

TV LAND: Demi Lovato took the Disney Channel to task for, in her opinion, treating the subject of eating disorders too lightly...Vanessa Minnillo put her hat in to host The X Factor...Preview Glee's big proposal episode...Most of the cast of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Airâ€"Will Smith included!â€"showed up at an event for Karyn Parson's charity, Sweet Blackberry, benefiting African-American children in need...Recap of Teen Mom 2.

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LAW & DISORDER: Lady Gaga sued by former assistant...Louis Vuitton is suing the makers of The Hangover 2 over its instant-classic cameo in the sequel.

HOSPITAL CORNER: Justin Bieber's grandfather suffered a few broken ribs in a car crash...Prince Philip was discharged from a Cambridge-area hospital after having a stent implanted...Baz Luhrmann needed three stitches after banging his bean on the set of The Great Gatsby in Australia...Etta James, said to be terminally ill, was hospitalized and put on a respirator.

FAREWELLS: Former SNL scribe Joe Bodolai found dead in an L.A. hotel after apparently committing suicide; he was 63...Michelle Duggar shared an audio letter she wrote to her stillborn child, Jubilee Shalom...An autopsy determined that Heavy D died of a pulmonary embolism.

PHOTOS: Top 10 Greats We Lost in 2011

FASHIONABLY GREAT: Elle Fanning fronts Teen Vogue...Rachel Zoe's former right-hand-man Brad Goresky signed on as brand stylist for Kate Spade New York...Demi Lovato tries on a banging new bob...Bieber and Emma Watson had the most influential hair styles of 2011.

SCENE: Drake joining a surprised karaoke singer on "What's My Name" at Saddle Ranch in West Hollywood...Clooney, Stacy Keibler and Alex Rodriguez lunching in Cabo San Lucas...Lady Gaga and Taylor Kinney strolling near the Vampire Diaries actor's L.A.-area home...Rihanna enjoying the sun, bikini-style in her native Barbados...Owen Wilson playing with son Robert at a Santa Monica park...Brooke Burns splashing in the Maui surf while on vacation with director fiancé Gavin O'Connor...Katy Perry splashing solo in Kauai...Stephanie Seymour a vision in white while vacationing in St. Barts and Elle Macpherson soaking up sun in her native Australia...Djimon Hounsou, Kimora Lee Simmons and their son Kenzo Lee frolicking on Christmas Day in St. Barts.

GALLERY: It's never out with the old Big Pics, but it's always in with the new!

The Best Things We Read All Year [Year In Review]

The Best Things We Read All YearIf you're like us, you spent a lot of time this year reading words. But which words were the best words? (Not "amazeballs," for sure.) Here, each Gawker staffer recommends the best things he or she read this yearâ€"books, articles, blogs, comics and more.


Seth Abramovitch

"Boys Town" by Jim Shepherd in The New Yorker (sub. only)
This was a short story from the Nov. 8, 2011 issue of the New Yorker. Something about the opening sentence ("Here's the story of my life: whatever I did wasn't good enough, anything I figured out I figured out too late, and whenever I tried to help I made things worse.") spoke to me and my sad little turkey burger at the counter of an L.A. diner. It just seemed like the right place and time to read a story that started that way. The narrator was 39, my age, and I instantly liked the guy. We were way different. He had just come back from the Iraq War, lived with his mom, who put him down a lot. He was fucked up from the war and lonely, and really proud of how he could trap his own food and live off the land, even in the dead of winter. I don't want to give too much away, but Shepherd kind of plays the reader a bit. You don't really see the end coming, and it's kind of a "wow" realization. By the time it's all over, you never even learn the guy's name.

I read this story in a few minutes and it stuck with me all year. I read all of Jonathan Franzen's Freedom over the course of several weeks and haven't thought about it since. So take that for what it's worth.


Leah Beckmann

"Born for Reality: Courtney Stodden and Tavi Gevinson," by Molly Lambert at Grantland
Molly Lambert makes surprising comparisons between the very different, increasingly famous lady-"teens" (a teen is what people tell me Courtney Stodden is, but that leather face begs to differ). A highlight of the article? According to Molly, "Young people are going through their mirror stage on Facebook, and bending the mirror to reflect what they'd most like to see." Holy moly, burn down the internet and shield the children from it forever.

"Lars Attacks!" by Anders Overgaard in GQ
Following Lars Von Trier's complete Nazi meltdown at the Cannes film festival, Anders Overgaard interviewed the director, or, as a young Lars used to refer to himself, "Lars all alone." Uh, yikes. The profile attempts to explain the notoriously misogynistic, impossible-to-please director and sheds some light on the way this brilliant lunatic's brain functions.

"On the Movie Set That Ate Itself" by Michael Idov in GQ
Michael Idov visits Russian director Ilya Khrzhanovsky's "movie set" in Ukraine, which consists of an enormous, built to scale city where the production of Khrzhanovsky's film, or rather, his film experiment, began over five years ago. It's like an exceedingly more complicated version of the set in Charlie Kaufman's, Synecdoche, New York. Idov describes what it was like to become one of the thousands of actors in the cast, to live under Khrzhanovsky's watchful eye in the totalitarian society he has created, and how exactly it felt to be on a set in which the cameras haven't stopped rolling, not once, in five years.

"Flick Chicks" by Mindy Kaling in The New Yorker
In defense of the Rom-Com! Minday Kaling stands up for the misunderstood and perpetual punchline that the romantic comedy has become, and explains the seven female archetypes that make up a romantic comedy heroine.

"And...Scene." by Brian Rafferty in New York Magazine
Through countless interviews with the likes of Janeane Garofalo, Conan O'Brien and Horatio Sanz, Brian Rafferty looks at the formation of the Upright Citizens Brigade and its impact on the New York comedy scene. The article is also accompanied by thirty or so delightful little snapshots of Amy Poehler's makeup tests from Comedy Central's Upright Citizens Brigade TV show, 1998-2000.


Adrian Chen

Hacker Crackdown by Bruce Sterling
For me, 2011 was the Year of the Hacker, and I read as much as I could about this strange world will probably destroy us all in about five years. As dozens of members of the hacking groups Anonymous and Lulzsec were being swept up in a federal crackdown this summer and fall, I downloaded Bruce Sterling's 1992 book The Hacker Crackdown: Law and Disorder on the Electronic Frontier on my iPhone. The Hacker Crackdown is the best journalistic account of the digital underground I've read. Sterling turns a 1991 federal hacking crackdown into a cyberpunk epic. (Sterling is an accomplished sci-fi novelist.) It's a fascinating introduction to the combination of smarts, massive ego and obsession with information behind many of the LulzSec and Anonymous hackers. Best of all, you can download The Hacker Crackdown for free, thanks to an agreement Sterling reached with his publishers. A more recent book on hackers Wired editor Kevin Poulsen's book Kingpin, about a prolific credit card fraudster, is great, too.

"Paper Tigers," by Wesley Yang in New York
I almost never think about being Asian-American, and I read even less about it. I may be the only person, Asian, white, black or Latino, to have finished school without having read a single word written by Amy Tan. But Wesley Yang's May cover story for New York got to me. It begins with a puzzle: If Asian Americans are the standardized-test-destroying, hard-working, all-conquering model minority why are they so invisible from American society, outside of the professions? Through profiles of a lonely Chinese-American high schooler, a douchey Asian playboy, a striving a tech worker, and himself, Yang elegantly traces the outlines of Asian-American alienation, and offers a path toward resistance.


John Cook

Prefatory note: I have no idea what happened to me, or anybody else, in 2011. There's a sharp memory of my second son's birth in January, followed by a four-month haze of sleepless panic, and then... nothing. My jobâ€"like all news jobs nowadays, save for a few atavistic holdoutsâ€"works relentlessly at the mind, hammering it into a frictionless thruway for data, a machine-tooled aluminum tube for information to sluice through at maximum efficiency. Nothing lodges. All is evacuated to make way for the unceasing torrent of new stories being pumped into my cortex. My cache has been flushed. So if I still remember reading these things, they must be good.

Everybody Loves Our Town: An Oral History of Grunge by Mark Yarm
All the bands in this book basically ruined high school for me, and I had no inclination to enjoy reading about them. But Our Townâ€"which has no authorial voice to speak of, turning over the story of "grunge" completely to those who lived itâ€"doesn't treat its subject with reverence. It presents the early '90s "alternative" music boom as a bubble, an accident, a confused dream that wasn't supposed to come true. The characters for the most part are hapless, usually lovable junkies dressed like idiots, but speakng now with the perspective to understand how stupid the whole thing was. The best moments document the lesser known, and generally lesser, bandsâ€"Malfunkshun and the U-Men, the progenitors of the Seattle scene, and the hilarious pretentions of Candlebox. Remember Candlebox? This book will make you feel old, if you are old.

"A Reunion with Boredom" by Charles Simic on NYR Blog
Charles Simic is a national treasure, and his idle meditation on the pleasures and anxieties of living without electricity in the wake of Hurricane Irene is a brief, tossed-off masterpiece: "[T]here was nothing for us to do but slump idly in some chair with our heads dangling and our smiles fixed crooked, while Irene ran around the yard beating up trees like the riot police and in the process telling us what little regard she has for us personally and everything we've done over the years to make our home more attractive."

Intelligence scoops by Adam Goldman and Matt Apuzzo for the AP
The AP's national security team had a banner year: They exclusively profiled the CIA analyst who led the hunt for bin Laden, they exposed the promotion within the CIA of the agent responsible for illegally kidnapping, sodomizing, and torturing Khalid el-Masri, and they located a CIA black site in Romania. Most importantly, they relentlessly documented the NYPD's collaboration with the CIA to exhaustively and illegally spy on basically every Muslim in the tri-state area, for being Muslim. It's kind of shameful how little attention (relative to the breathtaking criminality alleged) their reporting has received.

"For Libyan Family, a Deadly Encounter and Search for Justice," by Marc Herman, in The Atlantic
A gripping account of a war crimeâ€"one of thousands no doubt committed by Qaddafi loyalists during that country's civil warâ€"reported out in meticulous, clinical, and humane detail. Herman's reporting from Libya has been collected in The Shores of Tripoli, a Kindle single. Buy it.


A.J. Daulerio

"American Marvel" by Edith Zimmerman in GQ
There have been plenty of attempts to demolish the magazine celebrity profile formula, but Edith Zimmerman's self-deprecating-journalist-meets-self-deprecating-superhero was brilliantly haphazard throughout, and even worked when it appeared she was trying to undermine her own story.

"The Apostate" by Lawrence Wright inThe New Yorker
I haven't been this entertained by an article about Scientology since John Travolta mouth-kissed that dude on a runway.


Brian Moylan

Isle of 100,000 Graves by Jason
If you're not familiar with the dog-headed creatures of this prolific Norwegian graphic novelist, this is the perfect one to check out. A girl finds a treasure map and goes looking for her long-lost father, who turns out is trapped on the island of 100,000 graves. Jason is constantly exploring genre, narrative conventions, deadpan humor, and existential dread, and he combines all of those things perfectly in this succinct little tale.

Life with Mr. Dangerous by Paul Hornschemeier
You'll be shocked that this tale about a 20-something dissatisfied with her job, love life, and passive aggressive mother is written by a man. It is so spot on about the pitfalls of the quarter life crisis and looking for solace and a sense of identity in pop culture when life isn't as rewarding as we'd like it to be. Though the ending is a little bad, the keenly observed details and sharp artwork will leave an impression.

Kathy Griffin's Bio by Kathy Griffin in Playbill
Usually the actor bios in a Playbill (that little book they give you when you go to a Broadway show) are a litany of regional productions of shitty musicals and guest stints on various and assorted Law & Orders. Leave it to Gawker intern alumna Kathy Griffin to come up with a genius bio for the program of her Great White Way debut Kathy Griffin Wants a Tony. It is part fact, part fiction and totally hilarious. There's even a Law & Order joke! You know a true comic genius has you howling before the curtain even goes up.


Hamilton Nolan

Late pass etc.

The entire archives of TomOatmeal.com
This is funny.

victory-light.blogspot.com
World class insults.

Sorry, "worthwhile" things to read!


Maureen O'Connor

Since my Instapaper archive is more organized than any other part of my life, here are a few feature articles that I found so enjoyable, I ended up re-reading them in the process of making this list.

The Incredible True Story of the Collar Bomb Heist by Rich Schapiro in Wired
Remember that bizarre Pennsylvania bank robbery from 2003, where the robber was a pizza guy in a locked collar bomb, and he said if he didn't rob the bank, the people who locked the collar on him would blow him up? And the police were like, "Really?" and then the guy actually blew up? Wired's Rich Schapiro reexamines the whole affair, including the mechanics of the crime, the police who investigated it, andâ€"most compellinglyâ€"the eccentric autodidacts behind it. Each character tells a slightly different, plausible version of the events. It's the Rashomon of freakishly intelligent western Pennsylvania psychopaths.

Life on the Line Between El Paso and Juarez by Andrew Rice in The New York Times Magazine
I happened to in the El Paso-Las Cruces region when The New York Times Magazine published this article, and it colored my entire trip. Andrew Rice's detailed, thoughtful portrait of how El Paso and Juarez function as permeable twin cities changed my understanding of the Mexican-American border. Among the people and businesses Rice profiles is a white Texas midwife's birthing clinic, which caters specifically to Mexican nationals who want to give birth on American ground:

Mexican women had a long tradition of crossing the border to give birth, and Arnold soon made herself one of the busiest midwives in the state. Back when she started, getting over the border was as simple as wading across the Rio Grande or paying a ferryman a dollar for a tow on an inner tube. "They would come in with their jeans still wet," she said.

It's the "anchor baby" nightmare realized! But, as it turns out, more delicate and peculiar.

Blood in the Water by Tim Zimmerman in Outside
Tim Zimmerman's investigation of orca-training Sea World deaths is journalistic twofer: A document-driven expose of a ubiquitous multimillion dollar industry, wrapped around a chilling man-versus-nature narrative about a Canary Islands orca trainer brutally and slowly killed by a whale.

The story runs parallel to San Diego Sea World's 2010 orca mauling incident, and answers many questions you may have been wondering since then. For instance: Is it really a good idea to lock violent 10-ton carnivores in tiny tanks with defenseless human beings paid by the hour to torment them? Answer: No, this is really not a good idea.

The Faux-Vintage Photo: Full Essay (Parts I, II, and III) by Nathan Jurgenson at Cyborgology
You have to be in the right mood for this academic-y meditation on What Instagram Means, but when you are, it hits all the right notes. Nathan Jurgenson is a sociology PhD candidate "working on a dissertation about self-documentation and social media." He uses images and zillions of hyperlinks to build an argument that is fun to engage on one of those nights when you're up late, don't feel like going to bed, and would perhaps indulge in a Wikipedia binge, if it weren't for this cool long blog post about faux-vintage photographs that you've been meaning to read.


Ryan Tate

Gabe Delahaye's "The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Eat, Pray, Love" on Videogum in January me fall hard in love with that website, and also introduced me to up-and-comer Delahaye because I had definitely never heard of that kid before. I guess it's kind of a blogger cliché to take a massive dump all over a piece of pop culture, but I was absolutely taken with the burning sincerity and unrelenting vehemence of Gabe's hatred for the entire Eat Pray Love ecosystem, from the movie to the book (which he actually never read) to the dark soul of author Elizabeth Gilbert, to the point where I was rooting like a sports fan by the time Gave called Elizabeth a "horrible, self-absorbed, self-indulgent, narcissistic, garbage nightmare person." I posted an approving link to the review on my Facebook, then later took it down when I noticed a female editor I really respected listed Gilbert or her book as a favorite, and now I'm manning up and high-fiving this long post again in public because it set an incredibly high bar for evisceration I was never ever able to personally meet in the course of 2011 - you win, Gabe, here take my laptop and my blogging pass and my tethering iPhone or whatever, RIP me.

In April I loved Nicholas Carlson's fantastic "The Real History Of Twitter" at Business Insider, which basically revealed, if I recall correctly, how everyone typically credited with inventing Twitter was, in his own way, a horrible thief. May brought Matt Taibbi's "The People vs Goldman Sachs" in Rolling Stone, one in a series of infuriating articles on how Wall Street plays by its own set of rules that aren't really rules at all.

Rebecca Armendariz's "Chat History" in Good, about reliving love via Gmail and Gchat archives, was a heartbreaking way to begin September. But then the Daily Beast's Dan Lyons started to really mock the tech press in earnest, starting with two funny posts about TechCrunch, continuing through to the scathingly sarcastic "All of life has been utterly, profoundly changed thanks to Facebook's new features, and nothing will ever be the same, and all I can do is sit here and weep at the beauty and magic that Mark Zuckerberg has brought to this world" and ending on this thoughtful piece on absurd scoopmongering.

In October came programmer and drunken essayist Steve Yegge's searing dissection of Google dysfunction, "Stevey's Google Platforms Rant," an internal memo that Yegge, a Googler, accidentally published on Google Plus. It's now available only in republished form on someone else's Google Plus. Burkhard Bilger's "True Grits" in the Oct. 31 New Yorker was a surprisingly moving and graceful bit of food journalism. John Richardson's profile of labor leader Richard Trumka in the December Esquire was unapologetically inspiring.

Though I was early out of the gate with a fun excerpt, I must have been among the last professional Steve Jobs obsessives to actually read Walter Isaacson's authorized biography of the Apple CEO, Steve Jobs, having been on deadline with a big project when the book arrived on my doorstep. John Siracusa, a deeply technical and thoughtful writer of software journalism, recorded a worthwhile critique ofâ€"or attack on, reallyâ€"the book, slamming it for superficial and factually incorrect treatment of some of the tech advances driven by Jobs, for failing to sufficiently explore various promising narrative threads, and for failing to do definitive original journalism on certain epochs within Jobs's life, among other complaints. But such criticism undervalues the extensive, unsentimental reporting Isaacson did on Jobs as a human being. Jobs relentlessly courted Isaacson as a biographer because he wanted to be understood as more than a technology executive, and Isaacson delivered on that count, even if the portrait he paints is less flattering than what Jobs would have hoped for. As I put it in an email to a writer acquaintance, Isaacson "captured Steve better than anyone else ever has as a man - as a mortal, commendably, but also as someone pushing the world to a higher plane and elevating himself a little in the process. There is a real elegance to how [Isaacson] painted this human portrait through thousands of bits of reporting, subtly and humbly surfaced in just the right places, sculpting Jobs's public image into something sharper, more honest, and ultimately more illuminating" than what it had been.


Matt Toder

"A Murder Foretold" by David Grann in The New Yorker
David Grann is a master storyteller, able to provide copious amounts of information while never losing the momentum of the story he is telling. In his April piece for the New Yorker about murder, corruption and deceit in Guatemala, all his skills are on full display. The piece is powerful, gripping and structured so precisely that not one bit of it feels flat.

Vince Gilligan walks The A.V. Club through season four of Breaking Bad (Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4)
There's little doubt that Breaking Bad is one of the best shows on television right now. The show is smartly written, beautifully acted and masterfully conceived by creator Vince Gilligan. After the end of the fourth season, he sat down with AV Club TV writer Todd VanDerWerff to dissect it episode by episode and, in doing so, shed a tremendous amount of light into not just Breaking Bad but into how great television is made. Reading how Gilligan and his staff construct the show balancing character motivation, season long arcs and the need to make each individual episode compelling in its own right is true lesson in how the best television goes from idea to execution without losing the thread.

Inherent Vice by Thomas Pynchon
Although it was published in 2009, I didn't get around to reading Inherent Vice until this year, which is something I regret because I really enjoyed it. It's a very welcome return to the Crying of Lot 49 Pynchon, as the story moves through the drugged out subculture of 1960's Southern California and Pynchon balances character and conspiracy with tremendous command. Like Oedipa Maas, Inherent Vice's Doc Sportello wanders into a mystery wherein he confronts all kinds of villains and manipulators, and of course himself all the while getting closer to a truth that ends an era. The book is full of atmosphere, mood, music and television references that bring every page alive. Few people can balance character and conspiracy the way Pynchon can, and Inherent Vice showcases that excellently.


Max Read

Red Shift by Alan Garner
It feels like every time I went to the bookstore this year I came away with at least one of NYRB's unfussy paperbacks (key for subway commute readers), most of which I'd never heard of before they were re-animated by the New York Review of Books imprint. The best of the bunchâ€"and they were all terrificâ€"might have been Red Shift, Alan Garner's 1973 retelling of the legend of Tam Lin, which was completely new to me when I picked it up (I bought it because the description made it sound a bit like David Mitchell's Cloud Atlas), and which I read in a day, held forcefully in place by its raw, knotty strength. A deft (but never showy) juggling act between three simultaneous and mystically intertwined storiesâ€"a band of Roman deserters in premodern Britain, a village's preparations for raids in the English civil war, and an adolescent romance in a 1970s RV parkâ€"Red Shift is "technically" young adult fantasy, but it's terrifyingly grown-up in the way that only YA fiction can be, and it draws its strength from a bitter honesty about the ruinous power of love and time. I don't think I read a more perfectly-realized book all year.

@UtilityLimb (formerly @thebibandit)
This guy isâ€"to meâ€"the best Tweeter alive. Like if H.P. Lovecraft and Jack Handey and Jorge Luis Borges raised a child they found on the internet?

"Inside David Foster Wallace's Private Self-Help Library" by Maria Bustillos on The Awl
Even if this wasn't a fantastic essay I would recommend that you read it: a few months after its publication, the Ransom Center, which holds all of David Foster Wallace's papers, removed some portion of the collection of self-help literature that forms the backbone of Maria Bustillos' well-reported and critically-engaged reflection on Wallace, genius, depression, and being in the world, and this may be the only essay that ever gets written on Wallace's engagement with popular psychology. (For better worse it's certainly not going to be the only essay ever written about Wallace's struggles with mental illness.) But it is a fantastic essay, and in the event that no one else is allowed access to the material, we're lucky that someone as smart, compassionate and talentedâ€"and as adept at walking the line between exploitation and understandingâ€"as Bustillos got there first. She's been killing all year at The Awl (a week after I wrote this blurb, she dropped an essay that might outstrip this one for the elegance of its connections and clarity of its insight), but this was head and shoulders above even the rest of her stuff.