We know you're busy emptying your bank account on snazzy items from Home Shopping Network's Mariah Carey Collection (try the udder balmâ€"you won't be sorry), but why not take a break and catch up on this week's finest moments in Soup?
1. Paranormal Challenge: Though interacting with terrifying spirits of the undead is what this show's all about, apparently no one's afraid of an encounter with host Zak Bagan's balls.
Keep going. Four more chances to snort.
2. The Bachelorette: Swingin' man chaser Ashley Hebert and lucky stud Ben have a special treat in store: Chris Harrison has given them the key to the Fantasy Suite. And there's more in the room than a bottle of lotion and a mirror on the ceiling.
3. Man vs. Wild: What's more fun than watching a naked survivalist accidentally scald his junk? If you find out, let us know.
4. Amy Winehouse: The songs of the late, gifted chanteuse will be etched in our collective memory forever. Unless Showbiz Tonight has its way.
5. Jersey Shore: Snooki and the rest of the JS guidettes drop in on Nail Files to get those filthy fingertips seen to. And to offer up a mouthful of oral pleasure tips.
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