The Hollywood Reporter put out an unconfirmed list of how much money each cast member from the American Pie Reunion movie put into the shoe boxes under their beds and this is what it looks like:
Jason Biggs - $5 million plus a small slice of first-dollar gross
Sean William Scott - $5 million plus a small slice of first-dollar gross
Alyson Hannigan - $3 million
Eugene Levy - $3 million
Chris Klein, Eddie Kaye Thomas, Thomas Ian Nicholas, Natasha Lyonne, Jennifer Coolidge, Mena Suvari and Shannon Elizabeth -$500,000 to $750,000 plus the possibility of bonusing
And last....and least....
Tara Reid - $250,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Severe fucking atrocities have been committed when a treasured drunk dandelion who can entertain a world with a flash of her pulled pork stomach makes only a tiny piece of what Jason Biggs makes. "He's still alive?" is the question most hos spit out when Jason Biggs' name comes up and he makes more than Tara Reid?! Yes, that same question also comes up when you bring up Tara's name, but that's not the point!
I don't care if Jason is the star of that mess of a shit show and Tara only worked one day before getting replaced with a janitor's old mop. This is a direct threat to the alcohol industry.
But you know, Tara doesn't need that shit anyway. I'm sure she'll make zillions doing The Big Lebowski sequel.
And Tara came out the real winner here, because thanks to her ingenious idea of stealing all the sugar packets and dinner rolls from the craft service table, she was able to make a week supply of Moonshine! Take that, Jason Biggs.
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