Sometimes you have to work backwards to figure a movie out, and I donât mean âMemento.â
âFor a Good Time, Call,â for example, is a loud and pretty witless comedy starring Lauren Miller. The sometime actress also co-wrote the screenplay and co-produced.
Although the script isnât very good, somehow she got it made, plus convinced Seth Rogen and Kevin Smith to show up for quick, gross-out cameos. Yet sheâs only had tiny parts in about half-a-dozen pictures.
You have to wonder: How did this happen?
And then you see that sheâs Rogenâs fiancée. And that, of her six other features, the only four that actually made it into theaters were all Rogenâs films (one of which, âZack and Miri Make a Porno,â just happened to be directed by Smith).
Now, you might want to argue that the charmed existence of âFor a Good Time, Callâ has nothing to do with connections, and that Miller managed to get this movie made based solely on her talent. But I have to warn you, Iâd win that argument.
After all, Iâve seen the movie.
âFor a Good Time, Callâ is the story of two opposites, one a trashy girl, and the other an uptight princess. Due to economic circumstances, and the needs of the plot, theyâre forced to share an apartment â" an apartment which, they soon realize, they canât really afford.
So, they start a phone-sex business.
This, of course, allows for non-stop, incredibly filthy monologues from our two actresses. Plus many, many scenes of gross men masturbating (Smith doesnât even take the cigarette out of his hand). Also more sex toys than a nightstand in the âJersey Shoreâ house.
Thereâs just nothing here thatâs very funny. Or sexy.
Ari Graynor, who usually plays âthe friendâ in movies like this (a job she just did for âCeleste and Jesse Foreverâ) certainly seems to be enjoying the chance of a rare lead. She has Ellen Barkin's suspicious eyes, Bette Midler's wicked grin and no visible inhibitions at all.
And Justin Long pushes camp into overdrive as that standard rom-com cliché, the sassy gay -- which, come to think of it, was also mocked in âCeleste and Jesse Forever,â and something Long did long before in âZack and Miri Make a Porno.â
Which also starred Rogen. And was directed by Smith. And had Miller in a tiny part billed as âMoaner and Groaner.â
See â" itâs all connected.
Unfortunately nothing here is very good. Miller isnât very appealing as an actress or writer; her line readings are flat and her characterâs transformation from prude to porn-talker isnât at all convincing. And first-time director Jamie Travisâ idea of humor is to slather everything in âfunnyâ music (always a sign of desperation).
And for all its verbal raunch, whereâs the eroticism? The movie seems to raise one sexy possibility â" that its two heroines might actually be gay. But it can never make up its mind whether or not to really go through with it, and it keeps dancing away from the subject.
Just the way you should avoid this movie.
Ratings note: The film contains constant strong language, sexual situations and drug use.
'For a Good Time, Call' (R) Focus (86 min.)
Directed by Jamie Travis. With Ari Graynor, Lauren Miller. Now playing in New York.
★
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